I am Jack's raging bile duct.

a song i wrote on a summer night...

and the same with a bass recording add-on...


***amuse yourself ! :
1. Charlie the Unicorn, Charlie the Unicorn 2
2. cuvinte vulgare
3. bah esti bulangiu?
4. extorsiune al unui degajament
5. detinutu caldura
6. doi betivi care nu se pot ridica
7. ABUZ = om fara buze, RATEU=pateu de rata

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music, playing guitar (bass guitar as well), webdesign, analyzing social dynamics, skateboarding, going to concerts/fests, having fun, wandering around....

see Music iLike below on the page for more information

first and foremost: rhcp....and then: mad caddies, sublime, nofx, the offspring, blink 182, sum 41, rancid, anti-flag, emil, pcc, chester, mushroom story, ss3, zob, tenacious d, distillers, suicidal tendencies, tool, smashing pumpkins, pearl jam, nirvana, 3 doors down, the kooks, arctic monkeys, the vines, pixies, alice in chains, ratm, prodigy, nickelback, kasabian, we are scientists, the hoosiers, wolfmother, the cure, fm static, jet, 311, everclear, the getaway people, treble charger, hilltop hoods, panic at the disco(ultimu album)

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butterfly effect, fight club, dude where's my car, trainspotting, american pie, snatch, strictly sexual, saw, a history of violence, .45, american history x, requiem for a dream ...

in gura presei, apropo tv, Jackass, Tom Green Show, the Osbournes etc, Myth Busters, American Chopper..

once upon a time there was a beautiful princess with a beautiful dress and a beautiful shiny crown which helped her see in the dark....bla bla...cave, dragons, cold rain, sword, brave knight, forbidden forest, slay, unicorn, blood, charlieee, rescue, magical bridge, young princess, untie, dungeon, some more blood, fairies, big fat ass, kingdom, fortune, golden apples, a banana in your ear, candy mountain, turtle soup and rabbits....and they lived happily ever after. the end.

"frate ce cascaval ti-ai tras"
"a fii blana"
"interesu poarta fesu"
"Doooooo your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro... can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow...do you get a funny feeling when your balls hang from the ceiling..oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low"
"I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."
"Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! "
"Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends. "
"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car. -Yeah. There's always that."
"the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't. "
"The things you own end up owning you."
"Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions. "
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. "
"I am Jack's nagging sense of hypocrisy"
"You fuck me, then snub me, you love me, you hate me, you show me a sensative side, then you turn into a total asshole."
"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "
"First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die."
"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not."
"People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be."
"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."
"It has been said something as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wing can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the world."
"funbags, But you know, boys have endured worse things for nookie"
"i-am montat-o"
"in viata tinteste luna, si chiar daca nu o vei atinge oricum te vei plimba printre stele"
"aia cu gropitele in obraji :)))"
"e rupta din soare"
"am auzit ca are gust mai bun in masina"
"e natural si toata lumea o face"
"ladies don't laugh at jokes. ladies laugh at tragedies."
"...că de, damele, zice, nu înţeleg totdeauna meritele şi calităţile morale ale bărbatului, şi respectul care va să zică, ce trebuie să-i poarte..."
"Nu mai e moral, nu mai sunt prinţipuri, nu mai e nimic: enteresul şi iar enteresul... "
"Ei! Se-nţelege, damele sunt mai ambiţioase...o dama de mare influenta"
"Un popor care nu merge inainte, sta pe loc, ba chiar da inapoi"
"Iubesc tradarea, dar urasc pe tradatori....Tradare sa fie, dar s’o stim si noi!"
"For women to have sex they must have a reason. For men to have sex they must have a place"
"Hey babe, how about a pizza... and a fuck? *SLAP* HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?"
"umbla cu tatele-n vant"
"ziiii...!!! "
"ce-i frumos si lui Dumnezeu ii place"
"Si cand o fi mai rau sa ne mearg-asa de bine"
"esti un fatalau prost care mananca rahat si-i place sa se dea mare? DA-TE-N GATU MA-TII ! :)))"
"bah, du-te bah de-aici"
"stai tu calm", "stai tu lin "...de-a lu' florik flr ftl plr plm..
"mah da'-ti rade fatza aia :))"
"bah esti bulangiu?"
"traim in romania si asta ne ocupa tot timpul"
"the more a thing seems to be out of reach, the more you want to have it"
"fratii sunt tot frati cand tovarasii sunt 'pa'"

"O pasare pe-un ram spunea:
Ce ... mea, ce ... mea !
Ce-i pasa lumii dimprejur
De-o ... in fata sau in ...,
E ... lor ? E ... mea !
Ce ... mea, ce ... mea !"